Rock climber-mom-pam

I have a degree in art history, but was steered into law for fear of starvation instilled in me by my Dad. (In hindsight - should have stayed with art!). So I'm VERY design-oriented. Simple, bold, (even baroque, with creative angles), uncluttered, iconic and either stark b+w or extremely colorful (but not primary) colors appeal to me. Don't like serifed or script fonts or girly swirly designs. I like surprise - shock even.

Please give me your best. I will notice and appreciate it.